Mari Begelak Ketawe > Minyak RM30

Seorang gadis yg bru saje mndapat lesen kete membawe kereta nya utk keluar bejalan-2 .

Di petengahan jalan, 

Meter minyak nya bekelip mnandekan minyak kete nye smaken bekurangan .

Lalu dia pun terus mghale ke stesen minyak utk menigisi minyak wt kali petame dlm idup nya .

Gadis : Bang , minyak RM30 , pam 2 !

Kaunter : Ok !

Lalu gadis tuhh tadi belalu pegi ke kete nya .

Melihat ke arah pam minyak yg mnunjukkan nilai RM3 ,

Gadis itu lalu mengomel sendirian dan tnpe belengah dea menuju smule ke kaunter ,

Gadis : Bang , saye nk isi minyak RM30 !

Kerane kaunter telalu sibuk ,

Dea tidak diendah kann .

Dgn rase bengang , 

Gadis ituh besuare semule dgn nada yg tinggi ,

Gadis : Abang ! Saya nk isi minyak RM30 , knape abg tekan RM3 ? Dah la tanak layan saye cakap ! Abg ny rase nye tk patut duduk di kaunter depan mcm ny !

Kaunter : Boleh tak kalo adek angkat nozel minyak tu dulu , pastuh baru dtang jumpe abg !

Gadis ituh pun mnurut kate abg kaunter dgn perasaan yg maseh bengang .

Lepas angkat nozel ,

Muncung nozel di hale ke lubang minyak  kete lalu minyak pun keluar mgikut nilai yg telah dibayar gadis tebabit iaitu RM30 .

Dgn rase yg sgt malu ,

Gadis tesebut pun belalu pegi .

P/S : arap tehibur =D sesajeh jeh post bende ny . HAHA yuk gelakgelak !

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Mari Begelak Ketawe > Serupa

Ade empat ekor binatang wt konsert .

Bintanag yg telibat adelah Cat , Dog , Frog dan Pig .

Cat nyanyi lagi Isabella .

Semua org tepuk tgn .

Dog nyanyi lagu Sejati dan Frog nyanyi lagu Si Jantung Hati .

Bila smpai giliran Pig , semua binatang yg laen marah sambel mmbaleng-2 kerusi .

Kenape ?

Rupa nya Pig nyanyi lagu Kita Serupa .

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Mari Begelak Ketawe > Kurang Siuman

Pada suatu ptang , Mai  [orang gila]  sdang bejalan sambel menyanyi-2 dan kbetulan Haji Ali mlalui jalan tesebut dgn motor kapcai nya .
Tiba-2 pppuummmmmmm ..
Tejadi satu kmalangan kecilan antare Haji Ali dgn Mai .

Haji Ali : Nak , anak tk pape ke ?
Mai : Saye tak appe pakcik tp yg saye pelek ap bende ny ?
[smbel menyuakan sejenis bende di jari kelingking nya kpd Haji Ali]
Haji Ali : Mari sini pkcik tgok .
[smbel membelek bende tesebut]

Setelah beberape saat belalu ..

Haji Ali : Ini mcm gam lahh nak , kalo tk pun getah . Di mane kmu dpat ?
Mai : Sini [smbel menunjuk kedue lubang idungnya]

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Mari Bergelak Ketawe =D

-----> SURAT

Seorang jururawat di hospital sakit jiwa melihat seorang pesakit lelaki yg baru dimasukkan ke wad tesebut sdang menulis surat .

Jururawat : Eeeemm .. kamu tules surat utk sape ?
Pesakit : Aku tules surat utk diri aku sendiri .
Jururawat : Oh ! Jadi apa yg kamu tules ?
Pesakit : Mane lah aku tahu ? Esok pagi bile posmen hantar bru lah aku baca ! Ape lah ko ny .
Jururawat : @#***##* [ tersenyum kelat ]

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Lady GaGa - Just Dance Lyrics

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Eminem ft. Rihanna - Love the Way You Lie (song + lyrics)

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Mine Taylor Swift + Lyrics

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ST12 - Aku Terjatuh (lirik)

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WONDER GIRLS ~ SO HOT ( KOREAN VERSION UTUBE )

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WONDER GIRLS ~ IRONY ( UTUBE )

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WONDER GIRLS ~ IRONY

Jyp... introducing... the wonder girls!

Jah kkoo chuhm ee rahn mah reul nuh moo mah nee hae
Ee ruhn gahm jung eun chuhm ee rah myuh mah reul hah neun geh ee sang hae
Nahn dah reun yuh jah deul gwah dah reu dah neun geh johm soo sang hae

Nae gah ah neun ae mahn hae doh myuht myung een deh
Geu yuh jah deul eun ah moo eui mee doh uhp dah neun geh ee sang hae
Geu dong ahn sah gyuht duhn yuh jahn mwuh yuht neun deh
Mahl ee doh moo jee ahn dweh jah nah

Nahm jahn dah (oh) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (oh ooh) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh
Nah mahn (nah mahn~) dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

Dah reun nahm jah ae deul ahn joh eun yae gee reul
Jah kkoo nae geh jah seh hee mahl hae joo neun geh nuh moo ee sang hae
Nee cheen goo deul ahn joh eun yae geel wae nae geh gyeh sohk mahl hae

Nuh mahn ahn geu ruh dahn mahl ee johm ee sang hae
Nee cheen goo deul moh doo nuh wah hahm kkeh dah nee jah nah mahl ee dweh
Cheen goo deul moh doo dah geu ruh goh eet neun deh
Nuh mahn ahn geu ruh goh eet neun geh

Nahm jahn dah (nahm jahn dah) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony (oh~) mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (ooh) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh (nah mahn)
Nah mahn (nah mahn~) dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

Uh... break it down... uh...
Four, three, two, one!

Nuh moo jeen sheel hahn guht chuh ruhm mahl ee jee
Nuh moo geu ruh nee kkah ee sang hahn guh jee
Mah reul goh dee gohd dae roh deud jee moht hah goh
Jah kkoo eui sheem hah geh dweh meed jee moht hah goh
Jahm shee saeng gahk hae boh myuhn nee gah mwuht hah ruh
Geu ruh geh kkah jee nah yeh geh hwahn sheem eul sah ryuh
Hahl kkah sheep uh suh mee duh boh ryuh goh doh hae bwah ssuh
Hah jee mahn soo sang hae ah moo rae doh ahn dweh geh ssuh

Nahm jahn dah (nahm jahn dah oh~~) mee duh suh neun ahn dwehn dah goh
Hah myuhn suh nuh mahn (nuh hah nah mahn) dah reu dah goh mahl hah neun guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl
Yuh jahn dah (jung mahl~) gah jee goh nohl gee mahn hae ssuht dah myuhn suh
Nah mahn dah reu geh saeng gahk hahn dahn guhn mwuh yah
Irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae irony mahl doh ahn dwae
Mahl doh ahn dweh neun mahl jung mahl

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WONDER GIRLS ~ SO HOT ( ENGLISH VERSION )

Sunmi/Lim:
I know your looking at me why ? I,i
Can't take your eyes off of me right ? Ight, ight
I know it's hard but please, your embarrising me
Can't you pretend I'm not around, ound, ound

Sunye:
Each time I walk around the block, ock,ock
I see the way the people stare, are, are
Everyones heads turn, I know with me around
Someone please tell me what to do, oo,oo

Sunmi/Lim:
I'm so hot ! I try to hide it but

Sohee:
I'm so fine ! I just can't help it baby

Sunye:
I'm so cool ! Somebody help me !

I'm, so, so, so hot hot !

Sohee:
I know I should be getting used to it by, now
All this attention coming from the crow, owd
I know they watch me, I know they want me
And I know it's not gonna change, ange, ange

Yeeun:
Why can't I live a normal life ? Ife, ife
Oh like a like a normal girl ? Irl, irl
Mommy why did you, make me so special ?
It's just so easy to be hot, hot, hot !

Sunmi/Lim:
I'm so hot ! I try to hide it but

Sohee:
I'm so fine ! I just can't help it baby

Sunye:
I'm so cool ! Somebody help me !

I'm, so, so, so hot hot !

Sunmi/Lim:
I'm so hot ! I try to hide it but

Sohee:
I'm so fine ! I just can't help it baby

Sunye:
I'm so cool ! Somebody help me !

I'm, so, so, so hot hot !

Yubin:
Everybody's watching me.
Cause I'm hot, hot

Everbody's wanting me.
Cause I'm hot, hot
Anytime anywhere I go I can never run away from the white spotlight
They'll never leave me alone no matter what time it is day or night
How old do I gotta be till they don't want me no more drew barrymore tell me
Try to run but I just can't hide, started in Asia now worldwide
Everyone loves me, trying to get to know me
What can I do ? Oh no ! Please leave me alone !
All the boys be loving me
Girls be hating me
They will never stop !
Cause they know I'm so hot, hot !

Sunmi/Lim:
I'm so hot ! I try to hide it but

Sohee:
I'm so fine ! I just can't help it baby

Sunye:
I'm so cool ! Somebody help me !

I'm, so, so, so hot hot !

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WONDER GIRLS !

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WONDER GIRLS ~ SO HOT ( KOREAN VERSION )

(Sunmi)
Wae jakku cheodabonee wae eh eh
Naega geureokeh yehpeunnee ee ee
Ahmuree geureodago geureokeh cheodabomyeon
Naegah jom sukseurobjannee ee ee
(Sunye)
Naega jeenagal ddae mada ah ah
Gogael dolleeneun namjadeul eul eul
Dweeyeseo neukkyeojeeneun ddeugoun shiseondeul
Oteohkeh hamyeon joheuljee ee ee
I’m so hot
(Sunmi) na neomu yepeoyo
I’m so fine
(Sohee) na neomu maeryeokeesseo
I’m so cool
(Sunye) na neomu motjyeo
I’m so so so hot hot
(Sohee)
Eonjehna nareul hyanghan nungildeulee ee
Hangsang ddaraoneun ee namjadeulee ee
Eeksokhae jeel ddaedo dweonkeotkateundeh
Wae ajik bodamseureounji ee
(Ye eun)
Joyonghee salgo shipeundeh eh eh
Dareun yehjaaedeul cheoreom eom eom
Eommaneun wae nal eereohkeh nahahsseo
Nae salmeul pigonhageh haneunji
I’m so hot
(Sunmi) na neomu yepeoyo
I’m so fine
(Sohee) na neomu maeryeokeesseo
I’m so cool
(Sunye) na neomu motjyeo
I’m so so so hot hot
I’m so hot
(Sunmi) na neomu yepeoyo
I’m so fine
(Sohee) na neomu maeryeokeesseo
I’m so cool
(Sunye) na neomu motjyeo
I’m so so so hot hot
Everybody is watching me
Cause I’m HOT
Everybody is wanting me
Cause I’m HOT
(Yoobin)
Eonjehna eodiseona nal ddaradanineun ee seupoteuraeeteu
Eodil gana jjeuchaoji shikdang gilgori kkapeheui laeeteu
Dodicheh eolmana nal deuleoya eenomeui eengineun sugeureodeulji, won
Shekshihan nae nuneun Go So Young
Ahreumdaeun nae daraneun jom Ha Ji Won
Eojjeomyeon joha
Modu nareul johahaneun geot katah
Oh, no (please leave me alone)
All the boys be loving me
Girls be hating me
They will never stop
Cuz they know, I’m so HOT HOT
I’m so hot
(Sunmi) na neomu yepeoyo
I’m so fine
(Sohee) na neomu maeryeokeesseo
I’m so cool
(Sunye) na neomu motjyeo

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WONDER GIRLS ~ NOBODY ( ENGLISH VERSION )

You Know I still Love You Baby
And it will never change (Saranghae)
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
Why are you trying to, to make me leave ya
I know what you’re thinking
Baby why aren’t you listening
How can I just
Just love someone else and
Forget you completely
When I know you still love me
Telling me you’re not good enough
My life with you is just too tough
You know it’s not right so
Just stop and come back boy
How can this be
When we were meant to be
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
Why can’t we just, just be like this
Cause it’s you that I need and nothing else until the end
Who else can ever make me feel the way I
I feel when I’m with you, no one will ever do
Telling me you’re not good enough
My life with you is just too tough
You know me enough so
You know what I need boy
Right next to you is where I need to be.
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody
I don’t want no body, body
I don’t want no body, body
Honey you know it’s you that I want, it’s you that I need
Why can’t you see~
I want nobody nobody But You, I want nobody nobody But You
How can I be with another, I don’t want any other
I want nobody nobody nobody nobody (2x)
Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free
Nothing else matters other than you and me
So tell me why can’t it be
Please let me live my life my way
Why do you push me away
I don’t want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you

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LIRIK SEMUA LAGU | LYRICS | LAGU BARU | Sinopsis Drama: Lirik Lagu Wonder Girls - NOBODY (KOrean Version)LyRicS

LIRIK SEMUA LAGU LYRICS LAGU BARU Sinopsis Drama: Lirik Lagu Wonder Girls - NOBODY (KOrean Version)LyRicS

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WONDER GIRLS ~ NOBODY ( KOREAN VERSION )

[YooBin] You know i still love you baby
And it will never change


[all] I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[SunYe] Nandareul sarameun shiro niga animyeon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody


[SunMi] Nan shireunde wae nal ireonae ryeogo
hanijaggu naemareun deujji ango
wae ireohgedareun namjaege nal
bonaeryeo hani eoteohge ireoni
[SoHee] nal wihae geureodan geu mal neon
bujokha daneun geu mal ijengeu manhae
neon nareul aljana weh wonha jido anneun geol gangyohae


[all] I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[YeEun] Nan dareul sarameun shiro niga animyon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[SunYe] Nandareul sarameun shiro niga animyeon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody


[SunMi] nan joh eunde nan haengbokhande
neoman isseumyeondwae deo baralge obneunde
nugul mannasseo haengbokharan geoya
nan neol ddeonasseo haengbokhal ssu eobseo
[SoHee] Nal wihae geureohdan geu mal neon bujokhadaneun geumal
mari an dwineun mariran geol wae molla
niga eobshi eoddeohge haengbokhae


[all] I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[YeEun] Nan dareul sarameun shiro niga animyon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[SunYe] Nandareul sarameun shiro niga animyeon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody


[all] I want Nobody nobody body
I want Nobody nobody body
[YeEun] Naneun jeongmal niga animyon niga animyon shildan marya Ah~

[all] I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[YeEun] Nan dareul sarameun shiro niga animyon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody
I want Nobody nobody but you
I want Nobody nobody but you
[SunYe] Nandareul sarameun shiro niga animyeon shiro
[all] I want Nobody nobody nobody nobody


[YooBiin] Back to the days when we were so young and wild and free
modeunge neomuna ggumman gateodeon
gutae ro doragago shipeunde
wae jaggu nareul mireonaeryeo hae
Why do you push me away.
I don't want nobody nobody nobody nobody but you

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sekolah baru ,, !!! :)

haaaaaa ,, x sabar nye esok nak sekolah ,, berdebar-debar jantung ni hanye allah yang tau ,, bukan berdebar pasal nak cari pakwe eh ,, !! pencarian pakwe di sekolah menegah di haramkan same sekali !! ( itulah azam zaku tahun ni ,, heheh ) bukan nye ape ,, nanti ade 'orang' tu marah ,, heheh ,, aku berdebar sebab takut kawan baru yang aku dapat tu banyak songeh ,, gedik ,, x tahan panas n x memahami aku !! itu lah ciri2 orang yang aku x suke ( bukan becnci ea ,, aku xde musoh pon ) hurm ,, n aku takot pasal 'orang' ni ,, alah ,, aku panggil die 'r' je lah ye ,, aku denagn 'r' lain sekolah ,, n aku takot sangat die tinggalkan aku ,, takot nye !!!! nak tengok gamba die ????? ....... yg kt ats tu lar gmbar die .. ........ !

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sekolah baru ,, !! :)

haaa ,, esok dah sekolah ,, dah tue setahon rupe nye aku ,, dup dap du dap ,, korang dengar x jantong aku berdegup ???? laaa ,, opcoz lar x denga ,, law kowunk denga ,, maksod nye korang ade masalh telinge kot ,, aku rase takot sangat2 ni ,, !! bukan takot sebab xde budak hensem ea ,, ! pencarian pakwe d sekolah menengah d haram same sekali ,, tue lar azam aku tahon ni ,, hehehe ,, bukan nye ape ,, aku takot si 'r' tu marah je ,, aku takot sebab aku dapat kawan baru yang banyak songeh ,, banyak mulut ,, eee ! menakot kn .. !

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bola !! bola !! bola !!

pergghhh !! memang bez lar m'sia ,,

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